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Beige Dinner

A meal that is unexpectedly delicious but composed entirely of beige or light brown foods, such as chicken tenders, mashed potatoes, biscuits, and gravy. Despite its bland appearance, the beige dinner delivers peak comfort and flavor. Often associated with childhood nostalgia or unapologetic carb-loading
Caitlyn started off making a snack, accidentally summoned the Beige Dinner—a plate so monochrome and delicious it looked like it was sponsored by the 2002 Midwest Culinary Association. Chicken tenies, mac and cheese, and a biscuit so dry it filed for desert status, but I devoured it like it owed me money
by RubberSoul694 April 14, 2025
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Lamb dinner

From the vantage point of a rational human with functioning gustatory papillae, a lamb dinner is the gastronomic equivalent of getting kicked in the testicles (some people find it enjoyable, but I cannot for the life of me understand why).

Imagine, if you will, meat that tastes like it’s been marinated in dirty old sweaters, perfumed with a hint of petting zoo, and garnished with the toxic secretions of a cane toad. The consumption of lamb is less a meal and more an elaborate prank gone wrong.

The texture? A true paradox. Somehow it is both sinewy and gelatinous, as though the animal was full of despair and sadness before its untimely demise. And the smell, how in tarnation can it smell that foul? The stench wafts through a home like the ghost of livestock past, assaulting the olfactory senses of every poor soul who is in the vicinity.

Supposed connoisseurs will wax poetic about its “earthy richness” or “rich, robust, and well-balanced flavor” which, when translated to honest English, means “sweaty mutton disguised as fine dining”. It is not “rich,” it is despicable; it is not “robust,” but a belligerent assault on the taste buds.

Lamb should only be served if your guests have wronged you terribly or if you have lost all hope in the potential of food bringing you, or others, joy.

In conclusion, lamb as a dish is best served NEVER. It is a betrayal of the palate, a disgrace to the kitchen, and a compelling argument for vegetarianism.
Jacob: You should come over for dinner tonight.

Patricia: That sounds lovely, what are we having?

Jacob: A lamb dinner, I was thinking a roast leg of lamb.

Patricia: I just threw up in my mouth.

Jacob: Lamb Souvlaki?
Patricia: I would rather starve.

Jacob: Lamb chops?
Patricia: Que distinguida.
Jacob: Lamb kofta?
Patricia: Que feo.

Jacob: Lamb Shank Ragu?
Patricia: Ohhhh, you know what? I just remembered, I am busy tonight, sorry.
by Volando Con El Viento April 20, 2025
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Lamb dinner

From the vantage point of a rational human with functioning gustatory papillae, the lamb meat in all forms is the gastronomic equivalent of getting kicked in the testicles.

Imagine, if you will, meat that tastes like it’s been marinated in dirty old sweaters, perfumed with a hint of petting zoo after a spring rain, and garnished with the toxic secretions of a cane toad. The consumption of lamb is less a meal and more an elaborate prank gone wrong.

The texture? A true paradox. Somehow it is both sinewy and gelatinous, as though the animal was full of despair and sadness before its untimely demise. And the smell, how in tarnation can it smell that foul? The stench wafts through a home like the ghost of livestock past, clinging to drapes, walls, and assaulting the olfactory senses of every poor soul who is in the vicinity.

Supposed connoisseurs will wax poetic about its “earthy richness” or “rich, robust, and well-balanced flavor” which, when translated from nonsense speak to to honest English, means “sweaty mutton disguised as fine dining”. It is not “delicate,” it is despicable; it is not “robust,” but a belligerent assault on the taste buds.

Lamb should only be served if your guests have wronged you terribly or if you have lost all hope in the potential of food bringing you, or others, joy.

In conclusion, a lamb as a dish is best served NEVER. It is a betrayal of the palate, a disgrace to the kitchen, and a compelling argument for vegetarianism.
Jacob: You should come over for dinner tonight.

Patricia: That sounds lovely, what are we having?

Jacob: A lamb dinner, I was thinking a roast leg of lamb.

Patricia: I just threw up in my mouth.

Jacob: Lamb Souvlaki?
Patricia: I would rather starve.

Jacob: Lamb chops?
Patricia: Que distinguida.
Jacob: Lamb kofta?
Patricia: Que feo.

Jacob: Lamb Shank Ragu?
Patricia: Ohhhh, you know what? I just remembered, I am busy tonight, sorry.

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Fact: There is literally no version of lamb that is not completely disgusting
by Volando Con El Viento April 20, 2025
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beers for dinner

When you get on the beers early and come dinner time, you are either too spangled to remember to eat, or too bloated to even consider it. Dinner time passes by but the beers continue, therefore you had beers for dinner.

Having beers for dinner is known to increase the effects of a hangover. This may lead to hair of the dog, which may lead to having beers for dinner, again.
Fuck man I am feeling rat shit this morning. Had beers for dinner again, fuck me. Anyway, pub?
by dickfister93 May 17, 2025
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Chonged at the family dinner

When you come home from blazing fat doobies and getting mega chonged you realise your whole family is over and they are having the family dinner while you are super chonged and your grandma says to you, “JOSH! Stop getting super chonged for the family dinner.”
Josh you need to stop getting ultra chonged at the family dinner
by The God of Many. September 3, 2023
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20 eggs often my dinner

A very buff man who needs 20 eggs, often for his dinner.
Person: I love eggs
Buff man: 20 eggs often my dinner
Person: wow so buff
by .k.pseu.y.donym.s. September 20, 2023
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