Starbucks daddy

A guy who gives you free Starbucks or Starbucks gift cards

Girl 1 why do you have Starbucks I thought you were broke

Girl 2 I have a Starbucks daddy he gives me Starbucks whenever I want

by Forrealz27 February 14, 2017

carb daddy

God of all carbs. One of the most powerful forces in the galaxy. He summoned all other aesthetic Gods inside the heavely chamber in hopes of generating pure energy and strength. He who guides the weak minded through pain and difficulties. He will eat all the carbs on this earth. He will not stop. He will keep going. He will eat everything, even the galaxy without limitation.

Adrian: "I want to be Carb Daddy!"
Bryan: "No, you can't. There is only one Carb Daddy. You must bow before me. "

by iimraiz March 23, 2017

Daddy Dumper

The plump rump of a man. The male counterpart to mommy milkers.

Damn, dude, you shit out of that thing? That right there is a true daddy dumper!

by NerdAnnihilator April 29, 2021

Daddy Magic

The source of all magic in the Dungeons & Daddies, that all the main characters have access to. Not a random WWE wrestler.

The original dads only beat their dads because of OP Daddy Magic

by ravagingl1tch April 5, 2022

Math daddy

Cutshall

Math daddy is Cutshall

by Sup fudg November 15, 2021

placenta daddy

Someone who has a kid and becomes significantly better at life as a result

Raptors Fan: Damn, Fred VanVleet is really such an OG placenta daddy.
Warriors Fan: Yea man he stopped missing jumpers completely after having his kid.

by Rail Roid June 16, 2019

Daddy Pete

The most caring man that Trump and Brian couldn't bring back. He will ask you to tell him your name and something about you. How he addresses you depends on whether you have a gecko, have green hair, clean hands or no birds.

Please bring back daddy Pete.

by Timperz June 14, 2017