Fap cop
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.
My sister shows up to use the computer right out side my door every time I'm about to fap, she is a fap cop.
by Macadamias May 18, 2014
Get the fap copmug. by anonymous August 29, 2021
Get the cop dustingmug. it meens ur cop mode is way too much! tone it down a bit buddy.... you're not a copper . . . dot dot dot
by misterhacer November 1, 2022
Get the dont cop too mutchmug. Being pulled over; interrogation by a cop; unexpected rear view flashing lights; irrational ticket violation.
•If you are driving and a cop pulls you over for nothing out of the ordinary.
•If a cop gives an irrational reason for pulling you over; such as:
- "I didn't see your seatbelt."
- "You didn't use your blinker before turning."
- "You were just about 5mph over the speed limit."
- "I noticed you turned a little too fast around that corner."
•If you are driving and a cop pulls you over for nothing out of the ordinary.
•If a cop gives an irrational reason for pulling you over; such as:
- "I didn't see your seatbelt."
- "You didn't use your blinker before turning."
- "You were just about 5mph over the speed limit."
- "I noticed you turned a little too fast around that corner."
• I was on my way home before I was pulled over to flirt with a cop.
• Just flirted with a cop trying to drive to work.
• I didn't expect to be flirting with a cop for not fully stopping at a stop sign.
• Just flirted with a cop for not using my blinker! But he thankfully gave me a warning for such a minor mistake.
• Just flirted with a cop trying to drive to work.
• I didn't expect to be flirting with a cop for not fully stopping at a stop sign.
• Just flirted with a cop for not using my blinker! But he thankfully gave me a warning for such a minor mistake.
by LeviathinDefinerOfTheDeep July 27, 2017
Get the flirting with a copmug. When I retrieved my bags from the cost-cop, I thanked them and walked to my car.
Turns out it was Liza Koshy!
Turns out it was Liza Koshy!
by BeefGivesYouLuck._.w0w March 4, 2018
Get the cost-copmug. A bizzaro cop is a term used to identify corrupt police officers who are nothing more then criminals with badges. Everything they represent is the opposite of what a police officer, with integrity, stands for.
Make sure you do not have anything of value because if any of those bizzaro cops pull you over it will be a feeding frenzy.
It seems like more and more law enforcement personnel are choosing the bizzaro (cop) way of life.
That particular precinct has the highest percentage of bizzaro cops.
It seems like more and more law enforcement personnel are choosing the bizzaro (cop) way of life.
That particular precinct has the highest percentage of bizzaro cops.
by HaleyAllen September 4, 2016
Get the Bizzaro Copmug. by liv'in la vida loca w/ Reddawg May 16, 2018
Get the Cop a baitmug.