a debilitating, neurological disorder affecting only men from the tiny hamlet deep inside middle earth. this scenic little village is known as The Shire.
the napoleonic disorder might have connections dating back to the infamous "three-meter island" nuclear meltdown that nearly wiped out every hobbit in the shire. before the cataclysmic explosion the shire looked like a demilitarized zone in detroit in the 1980's. the hobbit population wasndropping at an alarming rate until the nuclear power plant meltdown that changed the landscape from ghetto to garden. and it ultimately caused an huge population spike that unmistakably saved the hobbit from extinction. of course no one could have known that the tallest hobbit to ever live since the nuclear fallout has been the ex-adult film star willow. since his public execution over 67% of all male hobbits have some symptoms of the napoleonic nature that warped and twisted every hobbit since then to be quite ornery and most are born dangerously close to near-autistic levels.
this mutation can distort the hobbits frontal lobe, which curiously lies in their ample posterior. most hobbits afflicted by this will actually believe that he is in fact FOUR FEET tall and relevant. symptoms are exponentially compounded by the imbibing of ale and lager the smoking of pipe weed is the only known cure as it stabilizes the serotonin levels in the brain.
the napoleonic disorder might have connections dating back to the infamous "three-meter island" nuclear meltdown that nearly wiped out every hobbit in the shire. before the cataclysmic explosion the shire looked like a demilitarized zone in detroit in the 1980's. the hobbit population wasndropping at an alarming rate until the nuclear power plant meltdown that changed the landscape from ghetto to garden. and it ultimately caused an huge population spike that unmistakably saved the hobbit from extinction. of course no one could have known that the tallest hobbit to ever live since the nuclear fallout has been the ex-adult film star willow. since his public execution over 67% of all male hobbits have some symptoms of the napoleonic nature that warped and twisted every hobbit since then to be quite ornery and most are born dangerously close to near-autistic levels.
this mutation can distort the hobbits frontal lobe, which curiously lies in their ample posterior. most hobbits afflicted by this will actually believe that he is in fact FOUR FEET tall and relevant. symptoms are exponentially compounded by the imbibing of ale and lager the smoking of pipe weed is the only known cure as it stabilizes the serotonin levels in the brain.
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"Don't get him started--you know how his Napoleon Complex makes his wee-ass get!"
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A woman with a Superwoman Complex constantly needs to prove that she is smart, secure, strong and self-sufficient. The Complex makes her continually compete with the men in her life, often emasculating those closest to her. Women who have had to fight patriarchy in their early lives suffer most strongly from the Superwoman Complex.
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Past the point of insanity, past the point of rationality. Incorperates both the meanings batshit and loco but on a much higher scale. Just losing it, the day before or maybe the day you are commited permenantly to a mental asylum.
Jim: Yo dude, whats up?
John: Not much, dave's nailing hamsters to the wall in the kitchen
Jim: WTF?!? what for?
John: His girlfriend left him for his brother, He's gone completely fucking batshit loco
John: Not much, dave's nailing hamsters to the wall in the kitchen
Jim: WTF?!? what for?
John: His girlfriend left him for his brother, He's gone completely fucking batshit loco
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2. Several stages to a complete and difficult infostructure.
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