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Cummy Comber

A person that receives sexual pleasure from combing another person's hair
Greg: Dude, have you heard the lyrics to that song "Shoes"?
Dave: Yeah, that DJ Tiga is such a cummy comber.
by toofer June 6, 2009
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Altruistic Comedy

When do something funny or leave something humorous where you are not present to witness the laughing of the audience.
Writing on a small piece of paper one of the following:

"Don't slouch"
"You've changed"
"Don't forget"

..and putting in a stranger's pocket when they are not looking.. they leave and you never see them find the note. This is Altruistic comedy... comedy for the benefit of others rather than the gratification of seeing the laughter.
by francoocnarf September 28, 2010
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mom comedy

something that only a mom would think is funny.
usually is something cute not funny.
movie example: Ice Age is a mom comedy because people who have good sense of humor usually wouldnt think it is a comedy but a mom would.

A book with pictures of cats in it that someone added captions that match the cats facial expression perfectly is an example of a mom comedy.
by quarilari23 November 16, 2010
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Coinstar come up

When you make ten dollars or more from one trip to the coinstar.
Hey man I just made a coinstar come up were gettin drunk tonight!
by Vinny from Canfield February 22, 2011
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handy comeback

When one shoots their load directly into their mouth so they don't have to get a snack when they're done masturbating.
Tony called me a jizz loving faggot that can't have his twinkies, but the jokes on him because I already had a handy comeback.
by CaptHandy July 11, 2014
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Caustic Comedy

Caustic Comedy is a particular form or type of humour: comedy that is acerbic, cutting-edged, even cruel or insulting but always amusing, indeed, corrosive and burning as the word ‘Caustic’ itself suggests. Google one of the great names in comedy and the word ‘Caustic’ is likely to be mentioned somewhere in their description.
His caustic comedy is a brand of aggressively caustic humour that targeted everyone from unknown “hockey pucks” to big-name celebrities.
by CausticComedy April 18, 2018
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dont come the raw prawn

Treat me with respect, I don't deserve this treatment.
Aw mate, dont come the raw prawn with me.
by discostu71 July 26, 2017
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