Commander-in-Chief

Someone who has completed The Pentagon and also became a Five Star General. ie. They have had heterosexual sex with a member of all five branches of the US military (thus completing The Pentagon) and homosexual sex with a member of all five branches (thus becoming a Five Star General).

"Last year he slept with all those guys to become a Five Star General. Now, he's halfway through The Pentagon and about to become the Commander-in-Chief"

by TimmaC10 December 13, 2020

colmenas

like a boobie

hey bro look at those colmenas

by ticklebutt123 December 14, 2020

colmenas

like a nice big boobie

hey bro check out her colmenas

by ticklebutt123 December 14, 2020

Colemans

When an erection has become so engourged with blood that hiding it is impossible. Your penis srands up pitching tent....thus a Colemans.

Person1:Bro you got mean mornin wood son.
Person2:This aint wood bro,im pitchin some mean Colemans here.

by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 January 4, 2021

commanderkarkat

person who owns the legal rights to homestuck

hussie: *shits self*
commanderkarkat: THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME CONFUSION ABOUT THIS. HOMESTUCK IS MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY, AND MINE ALONE. ALL OF MY HEADCANONS ARE 100% LEGITIMATE, WHERE AS YOURS ARE LAUGHABLY FAKE. THERE IS NO ROOM FOR INTERPRETATION WHATSOEVER IN HOMESTUCK. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. TO CLAIM OTHERWISE IS HERESY, AND ALSO A VIOLATION OF MY LEGAL RIGHTS AS AN ARTIST. I HOPE THIS CLEARS THINGS UP, MOTHERFUCKER.

by krmljam January 22, 2021

Colmenter

sexiest last name ever

The last name Colmenter is the best

by Daniel Colmenter February 11, 2021

Coalman's Valve

Anal sphincter. Bum hole. Located in close proximity to the "Scrotum of Plenty".

Did you hear that Igor is in hospital? Yep, tried to hurdle a fence and landed awkwardly. Got a fence post right up his Coalman's Valve. The paramedic said it looked like a sore one.

by Uncle Urny February 13, 2021