Cock-a-doodle discus

When you spin with a discus at fast as u can and throw it as hard as u can at a babies face, let it bounce off, than catch it

Me: dude, that cock-a-doodle discus last night was so fun. It kinda turns me on too.

Stranger: who tf are you get away from me and my family

by Peefdeef May 28, 2018

Cocaine

White powder tall skinny white dudes think smells amazing

hey wanna smell some cocaine it smells amazing

sure g

by notcoby December 15, 2018

Cock-a-Doodle-Do

A secret menu item at Buffalo Wild Wings where the head cook gives you a blowjob behind the dumpster. If ordered 'spicy', the cook will put hot sauce in his mouth before sucking.

"Dude, I'm looking at getting a snack size Hot BBQ"
"No dude, get a Cock-a-doodle-doo. Trust me, you won't regret it."

by pepper5319 December 17, 2018

Cocaine

Cocaine (C17H21NO4) a drug used by many going through hard times and some who just wanna inhale the holy grail. It’s extracted from coca leaves

Cocaine is an anesthetic and a central nervous system stimulate.

“Hey bro you got the cash”
“Yeah you got the money”

“Alright here, 100% pure Columbian cocaine”

by Del1r1ous June 5, 2019

Cocainus

When you snort cocaine from someone's anus.

Dad: What did you and your girlfriend do yesterday?
Tyrone: We just did a bit of cocainus!
Dad: Aaaaaahhhh, I remember when your mom and I used do that. A LOT of cocainus have been done during my days haha.
Tyrone: Nice.

by sadboigladboi October 2, 2019

Cocanus

The act of blowing cocaine up the bum hole. This is done because of the nerve endings located there. Popularised by Tim Burgess, singer with The Charlatans, who wrote a chapter of his autobiography on the subject.

Her nose was fucked but she was still fit enough for cocanus.

by Jonny Bastard October 2, 2019

Coca Cola

Zero sugar, same great coke taste. Now with a hint of added vanilla

Friend: do you have Pepsi?
Me: you mean Coca Cola Zero sugar, same great coke taste, now with a hint of added vanilla?

by Nugdug January 30, 2020