Chuckster 

A sentient goal-seeking being. Seeks maximization of acquisition of all goods and services (whether useful to him or not) at the least price - preferably zero. Pursuit of this goal has resulted in the unintended consequence of becoming "The most banned man in America"

The manager of the "All you can eat" buffet caught me stuffing extra food in my backpack and told me that Chucksters were not allowed.

Chuckster by Roger Beep November 7, 2003

Chuck Noris 

You better fix that spelling mistake before he kills you!

its spelt Chuck Norris not Chuck noris, id tell you to run but there's no point, he will find you!

Chuck Noris by jobflobadobyob January 14, 2011

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

a wood chuck should never be judged on quantity of wood just the quality of said wood.

should a woodchuck choose not to chuck wood it is his choice and his choice alone he should not be judged on his motives for chucking said wood

the question being asked should be what KIND of wood a woodchuck chucks if he so chooses to chuck said wood

a woodchuck that chucks 500 chords of oak is no greater than a woodchuck that chucks 1 chord of cedar

a woodchuck that chooses not to chuck wood is just as much as a woodchuck as one that doesnt.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by tom-curly July 5, 2011

chuckies

Ones testicles or ones stones.

she booted me right in the chuckies!!

chuckies by Leed November 17, 2004

Chicks dig the long ball 

phrase. Meaning you are very masculine, a player or a brute fiend...

So you scored with Amanda last night, eh steve?

Dude, chicks dig the long ball...

Chicks dig the long ball by Alex Johansson June 20, 2007

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? by TOMIS13LACk January 24, 2015

buffalo chicks 

A group of fat girls that follow local bands to all their shows trying to hook up with the band members.

Those buffalo chicks are bugging the hell out of that band

buffalo chicks by wdwmker December 28, 2005