Chelon

Half chav, half melon; a person who claims to be a chav but is known for his abnormally large head

eg. melonhead

Most people think of a Sam Hulme when mentioning such a thing. Many who haven't met this person already dislike him simply because he is a complete dickhead... and his rather large head of course

1. Sean: "Oh my god sam, you're such a prick!"

Jake: "Yeah, you CHELON!"

Sean: "Tell me about it"

2. Sam: "What's wrong with my head?"

Sean: "What isn't wrong with your head?"

Josh: "It's a MELONHEAD!

Jake: "CHELONHEAD!"

Quagmire: "Giggity"

by P.I.G.E.O.N :: S.H.O.O.T.E.R September 7, 2009

Chelsea

A girl who doesn't know she is dating an ugly scary girl-boy.

Poor Chelsea, she needs a new man.

by Human101101 March 7, 2017

Chelfie

a photograph that one has taken of oneself, that is inspired by Chelsea Moudry (The queen of self portraits.) typically one taken with a nice camera and edited with LOAF presets.

I posted a Chelfie in The Wild Collective photography group and it got a Wild Woot!!

by nwb14 March 21, 2017

Not a racist Chelsea fan

Rival fans and bent people will claim they don't exist. In reality there is an abundance of them but are hidden from the public eye due to the racist fans.

Rival fan: Its a Chelsea fan they are probably racist
Non bent and non rival fan: No, its probably not a racist Chelsea fan

by Not a racist Chelsea fan February 19, 2021

Chelsea

Chelsea usely a tall dumb biker whore with yellow teeth from the meth.

Chelsea is yellowed teethed from the meth.

by 927156617Boreworms July 30, 2018

Chelsea

Someone who’s bitchy and never listens to anyone she’s basically a Karen and hates dudes she’s a lesbian who won’t admit it

Chelsea is a bitch

by Rileybt40 January 28, 2020

Chelle

A girl that may seem innocent but once you get to know her she may surprise you with what she knows.
She may seem small but she actually has the biggest heart out of the group.

She loves to be sarcastic and sometimes may even overuse her sarcasm till the point people take her literally

Person: hey did u hear what chelle say? She said I'm ugly.
Person2: nah by ugly she meant ur cute

by Jolybee1000 September 8, 2019