When you insert a shot of sake into a cat’s asshole along with chopsticks, and proceed to scoop out the butt cheese and enjoy!
Hey SakeKing, can you grab the carpet cleaner and some plastic shot glasses? We’re having a carpet sake bomb tonight. Treat the cat with kindness and don’t get it on the walls or that’s -2 points.
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'Hey do u wanna hang later and perfom the sexual action of a carpet cumsplash?'
"HELL YEAH IM READY GIVE YOU A CARPET BURN"
"HELL YEAH IM READY GIVE YOU A CARPET BURN"
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"Hey do you wanna hang later and perform the sexual act of a carpet cumsplash?"
"Hell yeah im ready to give you a nice hard carpet burn 😩"
"Hell yeah im ready to give you a nice hard carpet burn 😩"
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Get the carpet magician mug.(Noun) "Capet is a soft material usually laid on floors of houses to provide a soft surface on which to walk."
- GradeAUnderA 2015
(Adjective) To cover something, usually in a substance of some sort.
- GradeAUnderA 2015
(Adjective) To cover something, usually in a substance of some sort.
(Noun) "I just got a new carpet for my living room."
(Adjective) "We will now carpet the cake with frosting."
(Adjective) "We will now carpet the cake with frosting."
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Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.
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Someone who discriminates because race, sexuality or gender.
"Dumb Carpet Cleaner, always saying racist stuff."
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.
"That guys a Carpit Cleaner, better stay away from him.
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