Baiting call

When you think you're gonna spend a night getting laid and you spend it in jail instead.

CO- You're in jail for the 54th time this year, when am I going to stop arresting you on a baiting call don't be such a jerkoff.
Baitee-I'm gonna try not to be in here again sir.
CO- Your IQ is a double digit number isn't it?
Baitee-Sir yes sir.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2018

Rat calling

GogoogaaagoogugugaogoooogAaadgggioooaaagguuoooaagggggaaoouuggaaaaaAaGOOGGAAA- the beauty of rat calling

Rat calling :
*being cat called* now it’s your time to rat call them back

“GogoggogagaugaugegegugagagaugaugGaga

by MeRePa September 2, 2022

Pi Call

When you pick up a call from a cell phone number whose digits are exactly the same as the first few digits of the decimal number π.

What are the chances that someone would pick up a pi call during their lifetime?

by Fasters March 23, 2023

Bill Call

Top rated employee who asks many appropriate questions and finds many foods and drinks delicious, like tacos. Also has the best beard in Timewise history.

Can also describe a BAMF

Anthony: I wish I was kool like Bill Call

by Bill Call May 25, 2014

Simp call

When a female posts something online in the hope that some man of poor will will satisfy her

"Oh my god i feel so insecure right now, i'll simp call to get attention"

"Did you see Frank's comment on that girl's selfie?

-"Looks like he fell for the simp call

by Nenets June 23, 2020

calling it twits

tweeting your suicide note

calling it twits y'all, text it <3

by fartsnott March 13, 2011

Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.

Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021