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“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
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Get the Classical liberal mug.Classical cannabinoids are natural or synthetic AB-bi/ABC-tri/-cyclics incorporating a resorcinol or benzopyran core moiety. They can be simply described as structural analogs of THC and CBD.
"Substances like THC, CBD, CBN, THCV, Delta-8-THC, HHC, H4CBD, THCP, HHCP, HU-210, HU-243, AM-905, AM-087, AM-411, belong to the classical cannabinoid structural class."
"Classical cannabinoids aren't like the cannabinoids that went into spice/k2 smoke blends which belong to a completely different structural class."
"JWH-091 (D8-THCP) belongs to the classical cannabinoid structural class but JWH-018 belongs to the alkyl-naphthoylindole structural class, despite both being cannabinoid agonists, and the JWH nickname, they are structurally unrelated to eachother."
"Classical cannabinoids were the first structural class of cannabinoids to ever be discovered."
"Classical cannabinoids aren't like the cannabinoids that went into spice/k2 smoke blends which belong to a completely different structural class."
"JWH-091 (D8-THCP) belongs to the classical cannabinoid structural class but JWH-018 belongs to the alkyl-naphthoylindole structural class, despite both being cannabinoid agonists, and the JWH nickname, they are structurally unrelated to eachother."
"Classical cannabinoids were the first structural class of cannabinoids to ever be discovered."
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Get the Classical Cannabinoids mug."Swagg's for boys, class is for men." Classicboy conquers both. That brother is fine in every aspect, his personality, sense of style, physique, sense of humor, a real ti pouchon. Classicboy may struggle with humility sometimes, though. I mean when you're this fine... 😩 anfen...
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Get the classicJew mug.The granddaddy of Western reasoning, originating with Aristotle and dominating philosophical thought for over two millennia. Classical Logic operates on binary principles: true/false, either/or, A/not-A. It assumes propositions have exactly one truth value, that contradictions are always errors, and that reality itself is structured in clean, discrete categories. It's the logic of mathematics, of computer science, of the kind of thinking that built modern civilization. It's also the logic that falls apart when you try to apply it to vague predicates, quantum states, or your complicated feelings about your ex.
"My philosophy professor runs on Classical Logic: either you read the assignment or you didn't. There's no 'I skimmed it while distracted by Twitter.' But in reality, that's a whole third category he refuses to acknowledge."
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