Alarm Clock Decision

A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.

Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.

by drbeagle February 24, 2020

Clocked

You got knocked the fuck out

I clocked his ass.

Bro he got clocked.

by Jesterjinx November 23, 2021

Clock

Clock a term used to refer the wait time before a relationship ship begins (talking stage)

Carlos how’s clock going?

by throwy February 12, 2023

Paris Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.

Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.

by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023

Holding a clock

You're GAY and FATHERLESS , no milk, no dad, your family doesn't love you, L

Look at her holding a clock...... She's so gay

by Vanessa88 April 17, 2022

The Grandfather Clock Jig

A Diddy, a Dance Move. Promotes Style, Character, Energy

Shut your Mouth, did Giirth just do Dat thing? Yes Siree, The Grandfather Clock Jig is his Wheelhouse Move, recognize yo!

by Bennie BoyTV June 15, 2019

Clock

A thing that ticks. It also tells the time.

Ay, the clock is ticking.

by Salmón. October 13, 2020