A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.
by drbeagle February 24, 2020
Get the Alarm Clock Decisionmug. by Jesterjinx November 23, 2021
Get the Clockedmug. by throwy February 12, 2023
Get the Clockmug. When your girlfriend won't wake up after a party night, you brush your teeth with minty toothpaste, and tongue dart her bunny-hole until she agrees to get up and make you breakfast.
Danielle was so sleepy on Sunday morning, I had to give her a Paris Alarm Clock to get her naked, lazy body out of bed.
by The Violent Yoda November 19, 2023
Get the Paris Alarm Clockmug. by Vanessa88 April 17, 2022
Get the Holding a clockmug. Shut your Mouth, did Giirth just do Dat thing? Yes Siree, The Grandfather Clock Jig is his Wheelhouse Move, recognize yo!
by Bennie BoyTV June 15, 2019
Get the The Grandfather Clock Jigmug. by Salmón. October 13, 2020
Get the Clockmug.