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Capitalism

A economic system which is usually short lived before becoming corporatism. In this system, everyone is said to have an equal chance to become rich, depending on how hard they work. While this is true of capitalism, usually by the time a capitalists become rich, corporatism is born. A system where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. While Capitalism is a good idea, in theory, it is not in practice. Just like communism. Neither work. Usually, the only way for a semi-capitlist state to exist for any length of time is through democratic socialism.
Capitalism kicks ass! Now that I'm rich, I don't have to work, and since there are no taxes on the rich, I can just keep making more and more money without any idea of what to do with it! Nevermind the fact that other people need this money more then I do, it's mine, and I deserve to keep it, even though I'll just use it to buy things which I don't need, then keep the rest for my son to inherit, so he doesn't have to do any work either! Isn't "capitalism" fun?
by Eriond November 20, 2004
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Staff Captain

An insult to someone who is not necessarily a n00b, but still worse than others.

A rank which can be achieved in Halo 3.
Most of the people who achieve this rank are worse than most others, due to their inability to raise their highest skill. Or perhaps they just like social playlists more.
Dude, you are such a Staff Captain.
by God of Luigi May 14, 2008
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capitalism

Capitalism is a social system based on the recognition of individual rights, including property rights, in which all property is privately owned. Under capitalism the state is separated from economics (production and trade), just like the state is separated from religion. Capitalism is the system of of laissez faire. It is the system of political freedom.
I value individual rights, therefore I promote capitalism.
by John Galt November 18, 2003
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Capitalism

Legalized Stealing.
Capitalism: in 1955, administration made 30 times as much as basic employees. Now, administration makes 300 times as much as employees.
by themanclaw March 20, 2010
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Captain Cockstar

a five o clock cocktail consisting of: Captain Morgan's original spiced rum, Coca Cola, and rockstar, delicious on the rocks, with exactly five ice cubes. Invented by curtis siebaneller in fort collins, colorado.
Shit man, I be sipping on that captain cockstar, getting mad faded,
by 310 Cockstars August 27, 2007
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Captain Jack

A reference to the television show "Torchwood", a "Captain Jack" refers to a problem solving technique in which a party seduces every person between themselves and their goal.

Captain Jack Harkness: "The last time I was sentenced to death, I ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast. All a bit of a blur after that... I woke up in bed with both of my executioners. Lovely couple, they stayed in touch! Can't say that about most executioners."
Lucy : I can't believe I blew my professor and only got a "B".

Darcy : Well you know he doesn't even submit the grades. It's the teaching assistant that does that, and you should probably should also have fucked the anorexic guy that sends out the reports if you really cared about your grade.

Lucy : Hey, I don't think I could stand going full "Captain Jack" just for a good E-Sci grade. It's not like it was a core class. Besides, my TA was girl and she wasn't pretty.

Darcy : Sometimes you gotta take one for team Lucy.

Lucy : True that. My main skill is that I'm a massive slut.
by Darker August 4, 2011
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captain obvious

a name for someone who states the obvious. someone who is incredibly stupid
by Kurt Matthew Schroeder December 18, 2008
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