drunted skibidi blumpkin

When someone is shoved into a toilet as you make them give you head with a swirly, causing them to drown and die with the mixture of cum going down their throat and constant flushing of the toilet.
John provided Steve with a swirly, which ended in a drunted skibidi blumpkin due to John’s horny ass and his bulling nature toward Steve. To give John both the pleasure of head and bullying little Steve, a drunted skibidi blumpkin occurred
by Munt Master February 25, 2025
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blumpkin bump

The bump you get when snorting carpet fibers that have been mixed with another drug.
I got such a great high the other night snorting some carpet dope. I really needed that blumpkin bump
by Moose Twat March 28, 2021
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Rhode Island blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while performing an upper decker (making a bowel movement into the water tank of a toilet) while the performer of the blumpkin is also having a bowel movement into the toilet
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Chad oilfield blumpkin

When a gay flowback hand goes and takes a shit in a porta shitter on location and his gay boyfriend comes over and gives him head while he’s taking a shit.
My gay lover gave me a Chad oilfield blumpkin yesterday and I nutted so fast.
by Big Chad February 28, 2025
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Prairie Blumpkin

When your homie is blowing you and throws an egg in your face.
Did you see Nick giving Richard a prairie blumpkin the other day?
by Chaka2A October 23, 2024
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Prairie Blumpkin

When a homie blows you and you throw an egg in their face
Nic was blowing Brandon, till he hit him in the face with his pocket egg, turning it into a prairie blumpkin
by Slana October 29, 2024
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Prairie Blumpkin

When blowing a homie they throw an egg in your face
Nic was giving Brandon a bro-job till brandon pulled out a pocket and and launch it into Nic's face. Turning it into a prairie blumpkin
by Slana November 05, 2024
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