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Salty Blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin after the blumpkin giver urinates on your face.
A "salty" can be performed before any sexual act.
Before giving me my blumpkin. Sandy peed on my face making it a Salty Blumpkin
by Perpetual_Stiffy September 3, 2016
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Christmas blumpkin

A hollowed out squash with milk and an entire pepperoni stick stuffed inside of it.
Man I hope my mom gives me a christmas blumpkin!
by Deez_250 December 3, 2024
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spanish blumpkin

when two men cum inside each others urethras , whilst reciting the Spanish national anthem.
yo, me and my boy was feelin each other and we did the Spanish blumpkin on the floor of the Portland trailblazers basketball stadium
by Farcical April 20, 2024
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Royal Blumpkin

A lavish example of a standard blumpkin, yet executed as if the receiver was a king demanding food.
Royal Blumpkin : Service me whilst I eat this sandwich, and properly defecate into this bowl.
by SpiLLsHirE November 18, 2020
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blumpkin bump

The bump you get when snorting carpet fibers that have been mixed with another drug.
I got such a great high the other night snorting some carpet dope. I really needed that blumpkin bump
by Moose Twat March 28, 2021
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Rooftop Blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking an upper decker.
by GutCassidy February 4, 2025
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Double blumpkin

When you dump on someone’s chest while they’re dumping on someone’s chest but only on November 3rd
Hey it’s November 3rd, maybe we can try a double blumpkin
by urmomgottagteamed November 3, 2019
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