Mustache-Beard

A full beard that terminates in a long, wiry mustache. Usually ginger in color. Indigenous to the Native Pittsburgh Region. Feasts on Primantis and Fiori's. Commonly employed by a Labor Union 6-8 months a year. Often known to travel by an obscenely loud motorcycle spewing "country noise". During mating season, common apparel includes sleeveless dayglo t-shirts ("undersleeves" in the colder, laid off months.)

Wow look at that mustache-beard! Thats straight from 1985!

by HYEP January 2, 2012

bearded papa

Mmmm c'est magnifique

tre bearded papa mmmmmmm

by HotBeardedPapa May 14, 2015

beard-lebrity

To be famous amongst others due to your glorious beard

My friends want to meet you and your beard. You are a beard-lebrity.

by Ivan Kroutsky October 20, 2014

Unlockable Beards

Exceptionally good, or necessary.

Medal of Honor has unlockable beards? UNLOCKABLE BEARDS!

by David divad June 22, 2010

Holiday Beard

A date a homosexual person takes to a (work, family) holiday party (eg work xmas party) to disguise the fact of their homosexuality.

May not be their regular Beard due to the overbooking experienced during the holiday season.

"Hey dude, who's that chick your brother's with? I thought he was gay?"

"Oh, he hasn't come out to our parents yet, so that's just his Holiday Beard."

by NiftyDude December 21, 2008

bearded-dragon

A cock that has lots of hair on its underside right below the tip.

Jack: Did you hear about Max?

Alex: No, what happened?

Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!

Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...

by BeachBoi July 13, 2010

Fat Beard

When a persons double chin is so huge, it covers their face and looks like a beard.

“Wow, look at the fat beard on that guy over there!”

by Ash-Ree May 13, 2007