After successfully fucking hottie, flicker light switch 5 times letting Gotham city know you're the man.
by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011
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Get the Sperm bat mug.1. A pompous old windbag or busy body.
2. A hypocritical someone who is trying to make a point about something they believe is rite but all facts and common sense prove them wrong
3. An elderly person who rambles on but has no idea what they are talking about.
2. A hypocritical someone who is trying to make a point about something they believe is rite but all facts and common sense prove them wrong
3. An elderly person who rambles on but has no idea what they are talking about.
Example of an old lady trying to defend her adulterous daughter.
Nutty Old Bat:
Are you even old enough to know what fidelity is?
Random girl:
Aren't you a little old to be causing drama on facebook?
Nutty Old Bat:
i'm just a few years older than you, and I am not causing drama on facebook. Do you even know what drama is?
Random girl:
Just a few? I took you for a nutty old bat.... that's drama ::
Nutty Old Bat:
No nuts on me my dear.
Random girl:
That's a shame. What business do you have messaging me, by the way?
Nutty Old Bat:
I won't even lower my dignity with an answer to your question.
Random girl:
What dignity? It was apparent you had no dignity when you chose to rudely message a stranger and throw out a pathetic attempt at being witty.
Nutty Old Bat:
Are you even old enough to know what fidelity is?
Random girl:
Aren't you a little old to be causing drama on facebook?
Nutty Old Bat:
i'm just a few years older than you, and I am not causing drama on facebook. Do you even know what drama is?
Random girl:
Just a few? I took you for a nutty old bat.... that's drama ::
Nutty Old Bat:
No nuts on me my dear.
Random girl:
That's a shame. What business do you have messaging me, by the way?
Nutty Old Bat:
I won't even lower my dignity with an answer to your question.
Random girl:
What dignity? It was apparent you had no dignity when you chose to rudely message a stranger and throw out a pathetic attempt at being witty.
by WildMountainBoy January 25, 2011
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Get the old bat mug.A slang term for a penis. This was invented by many rappers/hip-hop artists throughout music history. It is usually used in the context "beat her with a wiffleball bat." or other variants such as "brought my wiffleball bat."
Girlfreind "Hey, wanna come over?"
Guy "I'll bring my wiffleball bat."
Or this:
Girl "I can't believe you cheated on me! Were over! "
Guy "I'll beat you with my wiffleball bat, bitch!"
Guy "I'll bring my wiffleball bat."
Or this:
Girl "I can't believe you cheated on me! Were over! "
Guy "I'll beat you with my wiffleball bat, bitch!"
by Gangsta254 December 3, 2009
Get the Wiffleball bat mug.Did you knew that a civil war that happened a long a time ago,lasted only 15 minutes?Totally right off the bat.
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