Angela Bassett Moment

A moment in which a man/woman get's incredibly angry and pissed at his/her lover (usually for infidelity) and goes bat-shit crazy. Usually involves destroying all of their partner's personal belongings they can find. May involve a bonfire.

-Comes from the movie "Waiting to Exhale"

The Angela Bassett Moment:

This motherfucker is psychotic! I bet you there are serial killers less anal. A white woman's the only one who will TOLERATE your smug ass. I was your white woman for eleven years! You couldn't have started that damn company without me. Hell, I WORKED MY ASS OFF! I mean, I got a Masters' degree in business, and there I was - his secretary, his office manager, and his COMPUTER! "No, Bernadine, you can't start the catering business this year. Why don't you wait a few years? Yeah, don't start now; wait one, two, three years. I need you to be the FUCKING BACKGROUND to MY foreground!" 732...732...the number of times that we made love. I remember when that bastard told me he was counting - right after 51! I'll show you! FUCK ME FOR NOT LEAVING YOUR ASS THEN! But the worst, oh the FUCKING worst, was making my kids go to a school with two other black children because you didn't want them to be improperly influenced. Well, guess what, John?! YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKING IMPROPER INFLUENCE! Get your shit, get your shit, and GET OUT!

Angela Bassett Moment by IAmYoFatha June 24, 2012

shatners bassoon 

Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.

One unlucky user died after being run over by a bus, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.

shatners bassoon by Valetudo March 24, 2004

bassline junkie 

Someone who doesn't need drugs for a high they only need a big dirty stinking bass. They may be seen dancing eratically and fist pumping like there's no tomorrow in clubs. They can be misinterpretted for a bass junkie but they are infact bassline junkies that only get high off music.

For example
- “did you see those girls in garlands last night”
- “yeah they were going for it”
- “yeah proper bassline junkie”

bassline junkie by bassline junkie February 11, 2013

bassoonism 

way of life. life decisions that are made by a person who is driven by a musical instrument and the desire to make a living off of said instrument. highly impossible idea only seen worthy by truly committed. it should be supported by true friends.

"I'm going to live in Norway and study a bassoon."
"This is borderline bassoonism but I'm happy for you!"

bassoonism by .:cyfar:. January 31, 2005

Gebran Bassil 

An old-fashioned Bigot disguised as a modern-day scum of a politician. Occasionally tries to befriend the masses but always gets rejected with "You can't set with us" & the-usual "kes ekhtek".

Always acting as a Monkey Thief, except he is not a monkey.

- Oh this place looks ugly, it's Gebran Bassil

- I need to take a dumb. Where I can I do that?
= Just use Gebran Bassil's mouth, he is always spewing shit anyways

Gebran Bassil by daagm2 October 21, 2019

Bassma 

Smart & secretly romance , care about everyone & everything around here except her own self,have the ability to solve any problem , a fairy god mother for every one she loves having the cutest smile you could ever seen

A three words could describe her "perfect, intelligent, hot"

Boy: who is that cute girl , i really wanna be her man i loved her from the first sight

Her friend: she is bassma take care she is hard to catch

Bassma by Fatomalksins April 19, 2017

bassmanship

The act of playing a bass guitar with undeniable skill and gravitas.

Les Claypool's display of bassmanship was a thing of beauty.

bassmanship by vagabond686 March 15, 2009