brandon maitchell

scary grinch with a shite trim and lots of red spots

has an huge obsession with panda girl and will do anything for her

overall proper bargain

emily: omg can you hear the ground shaking??
imogen:yeah it’s just brandon maitchell coming down the stairs

emily:oh okay xx

by yer mawwwww October 14, 2020

Brandon Santiago

The weird emo kid at my school who has airpods , supreme , and an iphone x . He also eats a lot of beans

Brandon Santiago is such a beaner.

Joey Novak aka Pablo Escobar sold Brandon a ton of beans.

K Milli said he would spare some beans for Brandon if he put his soundcloud link in his bio.

nobody:
Brandon Santiago
Hey guys do you have any beans?
Me and my family are soo hungry!

by Skyleigh April 23, 2019

Brandon McCarthy

To smoke a joint whilst perfoming sexual intercourse position 69. This is a nod to recently retired pitcher Brandon McCarthy, whose stat line was 69 wins and an earned run average of 4.20

I got together with Tina and before I knew it she was in bed with me lighting my blunt as I gave her a Brandon McCarthy

by Sandman September 14, 2018

brandon middleton

The best boyfriend ever

Wow Brandon Middleton is the love of my life

by Minxisdead March 29, 2017

Brandon LeRoy

A man who has taken it upon himself to combat what he hates most: racism.

Hey! Were you just talking to Brandon LeRoy? Yeah, he was going over his plan to combat racism by 2021!

by CombatorOfRacism_9 December 8, 2019

Brandon Touhey

Fu*k Boy that thinks that he is the sh*t and he can get any girl that he wants

Brandon Touhey is such a douche bag fu*k boy.

by bigboy746 October 14, 2019

Pulling a Brandon

When a person in a friend group (typically in online gaming) specifies an ETA for coming back or logging on, but end up appearing out of nowhere hours past the ETA.

He said he'd be on in an hour, but is he pulling a Brandon?

by Sincerely, reptilian overlords June 6, 2019