Choking up on the bat

Getting a blow job at a baseball game!

I was sitting in the nosebleed section of the my local baseball coliseum! Not an attendee in sight! My partner wanted to do something frisky. Asked if choking up on the bat wasn't out of the picture. As a kind hearted and loving boyfriend, whom am I to deny! She promptly lathered up my hardy maple wood staff and went to town!
By the end of the half inning I could only review her work as knocking it out of the park!

by Extra Inning King August 23, 2022

batting off

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
You dickheads...
You need a dick to bat off to first
HAHAHAHAHAHA
So just keep polishing your dads knob everyday after school
HAHHAHAHAHHAH

Person 1 - Im going home to have a bat.
Person 2 - Me too.
Person 1 - You dont have a dick you sad fuck
Person 2 - So, my dad lets me jerk his cock off

by Michael "MOTCH" Wilson February 21, 2005

Bitch-Be-Good Bat

Any form of weapon that is used to set people straight. Though commonly referred to as just a 'bat' it can be any manner of blunt object.

"That jackass just stole my shit, go get my Bitch-Be-Good Bat out of the car, man."

by Mizled November 27, 2007

Batting Clean-up

The fourth position in line for a train.

"Hey I'm batting clean-up. I hope no one else goes anal before it's my turn."

by Barles Charkley January 17, 2010

Bat Shit Crazy

Being crazy to the point where you need help

"Dude did you see Assir?"

"Yeah! That dude's fucking bat shit crazy!"

by AWithoutE June 5, 2016

Bat poop crazy

Same as Bat shit crazy, used mostly by little kids that aren't allowed to say shit.

Kid1 - chicks dig nose bubbles..
Kid2 - you must be Bat poop crazy!

by blakmist July 31, 2011

batting on a sticky wicket

having sex with a women after she just had sex with another man

a yo i fucked her but i was batting on a sticky wicket

by yung gravy October 1, 2017