Austin Jones

A man with a monster cock that makes women wet before even getting in bed.

My girl saw Austin Jones and she was wetter than the water

by cockman2 April 29, 2024

Austin W

literally the smelliest kid alive. the kid fucking SUCKS at fortnite and has 0 friends and his going to die a virgin. kid most def makes ass rap music and still his horrible at fort. doesn’t take enough derbs either lol literally irrelevant

you see austin w over there? he’s ugly. he smells like ryan p.

by not tenaj October 27, 2019

Austin

A guy who don't want to admit he is wrong and is always annoying

You're being such an Austin right now

by Yesntness August 7, 2022

Austin

Hardheaded ass dude

Person: austin dont ever LISTEN

by Lil dic austins October 23, 2019

Austin Carlton

Austin Carlton isn't any typical guy. He catches girls eye's easily with out even trying .. He's cute ... Typically he's a flirter!!! When people judge him it's because they are jealous.... Austin's make good boyfriends. He knows how to cheer people up easily even when they are mad... He's also smart!...

Love you too!

Wow, look at Austin Carlton he's perfect!

Everyone needs an Austin

by P.M.5515 November 10, 2015

Austin Speedball

When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.

Dude, I was sneezing all day and my eyes were super bloodshot until I took an Austin speedball.

by bp_austin March 30, 2019

Austin

An auteestic child.

Austin is teestic.

by plato! July 24, 2024