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Aleandro

Aleandro meaning a person with a large 🍆.

Very hot and smart.

His biggest dream is to find the love of his life.

Girl: “When do you wanna go on a date”
Aleandro: “How about never?”
Find me a perfect boy
- Just find an Aleandro
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Aleandro

Aleandro meaning a person usually with a very large penis.

Very smart and hot!

Girl: ‘I wanna kiss him’
Boy: ‘Me too’

His big dream is to find the love of his life.

He likes it when girls look at him.
Person: "Aleandro, what’s your problem?"

Aleandro: "Do you wanna fight?"
Person: "Aleandro, what’s your problem?"

Aleandro: "Do you wanna fight?"
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Alexandre

Alexandre is simply the best person of all the universes & dimensions. He is perfect in every way & everywhere (just ask Valérie 😏…), makes beautiful babies and is the self proclaimed “best Caucasian Kompa dancer “

Simply put: WHAT A HUMAN!!!!
“Gurrrllll, I think I just died, went to paradise and then came back to life
“WHAT?!?!? Are you ok???!! Are you at the 🏥? WHAT HAPPENED?”
“I just left Alexandre’s place…”
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ALESSANDRA

Alessandra is usually a terrible creature.
The common Alessandra spends her days as a normal human being, appearing to others as extremely likeable and even naive to a certain extent. But when no one watches, her favourite hobbies are:
- Singing satanic hymns
- Drowning kittens in blood, expecially if "siamese"
- Sacrifice redheads and mexicans to the Dark Lord
- Steaing the electrical outlet keys and blaming the jews
NOTE: If your Alessandra sings around the house, get the fuck out of there. It means you are next in line.
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alekzandra

"Alekzandra could you come here for a second"

"Hahaha cum"
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AlexandreFolinho

Folinho/Foli its called by his friends,

His quite an lovely guy with 1.90cm and 50 size foot, he loves hearing loud music while riding an bike or just walking. He loves nightclubs,American football and his favourite quote his:

'I just hope my death makes more sense than my life' - Joker
We call him AlexandreFolinho because ,its a nickname that he created in an game called Habbo lol.... But in real life we call him Folinho or Foli
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Alexandre

Aye You Seen Alexandre get Bitches Lately?
by Bdeoliln November 23, 2021
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