Alabama Jesus

An extremely good college football player from the state of Alabama, who all the rednecks in the state speak of in a higher regard than Jesus.

Redneck: Did you hear Mark Ingram just won the Heisman?
Redneck 2: Step aside Joe Namath, we have a new Alabama Jesus.

by buhzinga December 12, 2009

alabama

alabama has a lot of good attracktions like the battle ship you can go visit a real battleship. it has the huntville rocket center. and is on the gulf of mexico. there is racism in every state and also alabama is a very polite and well mannered state people r very polite in the south unlik ethe north where people dont know how to say yes ma'am

alabama is the best!!

by DUDE January 5, 2005

Alabama Hotpocket

When you stick a hotpocket in the microwave and heat it up for 69 seconds, then you fuck it. And you can eat it afterwards, only if you're down though

That Alabama Hotpocket had pepperoni in it

by SuicidalBanana559 December 29, 2012

Alabama Trailer Hitch

When a person with a pony tail inserts it completely into the anal canal of a willing participant. The instertee then clenches the anus while moving forward so as to pull the inserter along.

David Rear wanted the rare and mystical alabama trailer hitch, so he fed his long greasy pony tail deep into the anus of his willing girlfriend and proceeded to urge her forward motion. Incidentally, this resulted in rug burn.

by Billy Hitchcock January 7, 2009

Alabama Latte

Where one would take exlax before sex and would proceed in doing the same thing as the Alabama Hot Pocket. (opening the womans vagina and taking a shat inside it)

"I'm thinking about going over to the neighbors, and giving Bill's wife an Alabama Latte when he is at work."

by Burrmaster November 14, 2007

Alabama Icebox

When you or your partner submerges his or her anus in a bucket or cooler filled with ice. After 20 minutes of this, the Iceboxer removes themselves from the ice. The Iceboxee then proceeds to sodomize the Iceboxer.

Iceboxee- Bitch sit in this ice

Iceboxer- Okay

20 minutes later

Iceboxee- Now bitch bend over

(Alabama Icebox)
Iceboxer- Okay

by SodomyBoy August 16, 2011

Alabama Night Owl

Sneak attack sex in the middle of the night. The gentleman caller holds the female's face down by placing his palms squarely over her eye sockets resulting in two black eyes.

"Lauren was sleeping but I was feeling frisky so I woke her up with an Alabama Night Owl. She had black eyes for a week!"

by Squish-a-lish July 20, 2008