1000 Square Wipe

When you take a huge shit that requires a lot of toilet paper squares.

Tom: Sorry Jerry I missed the game, I had to take the 1000 Square Wipe

by DNJosh January 27, 2021

One square challenge

Verb: the act of going to Taco Bell and ordering $41 worth of the menu and a Baja blast, eating it all in one sitting it all in one sitting, then dropping a nuke in the bathroom, but you are only allowed one square of toilet paper to wipe. After the nuke you must make the walk of shame through the restraunt back to the bus the stop.

Ex. 1

Victor: did you hear about the guy Hendricks? He died doing the one square challenge.

Bryant: No what is the one square challenge?

Ex. 2
Gilbert: BRO, I lost my March madness pool and now I have to do the one square challenge.

Carl: F

by Thiccnibba95 March 22, 2019

Square Root of Pi

A popular line used in the pilot of rick and morty.
Morty knew this after a super seed was shoved up him, with super smartness as a side effect.

Rick:Morty what's the square root of pi
Morty:1.77245385091

by AWWWW MAN October 23, 2020

Square headed bottler

First said back in 1990 by a posh ginger (strawberry blond) to a square headed person who also happens to be a bottler.Irish slang use quite frequently by teenagers.

Curly : "The square headed bottler can fuck so far off if he doesn't come to the match."
Kelly:" will drag his ass to the stadium or maybe even tie him to Dan's bike

by Jack dake December 9, 2017

Greasy Square Head

A faggot who takes (or used to take) too many selfies for the average male, which is known to be very fucking gay. He is also known for having a very cubed head and having very greasy long hair. Can get so greasy to the point where you can cook McDonalds fries in it. Tasty right?

(working at McDonalds)

Greasy Square Head - Hey Joe, lets take a selfie with me, you and the deep frier!

Joe - Don't be a homo dude, you are the deep frier, You greasy square head!! Idiot...

by BaconEh September 23, 2016

Sphincter Square Dance

When one is lying on their side, being penetrated anally, it's the squirming and moving about that one does to remove the inserted penis or object before defecation.

I was really getting it in and she started doing the sphincter square dance so I knew it was coming to an abrupt end.

by FletchRFletcher November 19, 2014

square needle cure

Another name for receiving a vasectomy.

Thomas is having his 7th child, he needs the square needle cure!

by CentipedeXV September 1, 2017