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Stack's Law of Universal Causality

A law which states that: given sufficient time, some internet user, somewhere, will have posted elaborate arguments for one person, thing, idea or phenomenon being the cause of all of the world's modern day problems. The argument is likely far-fetched.
Joe: Man, the Middle East is getting crazier every day.
Matt: I read a great article the other day about how Middle Eastern instability is primarily caused by Western expectations of gender-role conformity. That also causes income inequality, Donald Trump, and government corruption.
Joe: The only thing you just proved is that Stack's Law of Universal Causality is true.

Jessica: OMG! Why are there so many starving children in Africa.
LeJuana: You see, when you get down to it, Islamic extremism is the primary cause of global hunger, and our poor stock-markets!
Jessica: How do you know that?
LeJuana: I read a tell all article on it at WorldWithoutReligion.com!
Jessica: That's just Stack's Law of Universal Causality at work.
by GreatHillOfTara August 1, 2016
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baby stacking

A style of art in which you stack as many babies on top of one another as possible.
Wow! Sharon is the best at 'baby stacking'!
by Doctor Gargoyle September 28, 2017
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Stack

64 of some item.
Hey dude I will give you a gumball for a stack of those pennies.
by WhiteOutPL November 20, 2019
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Stack Master

Someone who is clumsy and repeatedly falls over, sometimes while drunk but sometimes just because he's a total spas.
Rob totally fell over his own feet on the golf course and ended up in the lake!

Thats no surprise he is the Stack Master!
by JHeather June 3, 2007
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Stacking

“Ay Maria and Michael is stacking”
by Mano playa de las rey October 1, 2018
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Stacked Brah

Pete's fantasy team.
"See Pete's Fantasy team? Fuckin stacked brah."
by McNiglet August 30, 2018
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double-stacked handjob

To use both hands to stroke when giving a handjob.
Last night was crazy, my girlfriend gave me a double-stacked handjob!
by SneakierGoat November 2, 2023
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