The chadliest of men, often with a very large penis. This man, the king of bread. His ass is so phat, he can destroy worlds with it. Women fawn over him. Men want to be him. When you see that iconic chadly smile you will you lose your shit. His ass is so great , he can hold guns with his glorious cheeks. Trained by Chuck motherfucking Norris, and Bruce Lee, he eats planets, like its bread. A superior being that wields the mighty num-chuk lightsaber.
by Genghis Kahn January 10, 2021
Get the Jason Jackson Johnsonmug. Jason Deane Cross is a legend with a massive penis who attracts so much pussy he is drowning in the juice. He is a super straight man who only likes sexy females.
by Hammerheadcross March 23, 2021
Get the Jason Deane Crossmug. by yuyuiuy February 14, 2022
Get the Throw Jason daymug. A bad ass bitch. Tends to use the acronyms "lmao" & "lol" alot. Likes to use ":)" & ":(" rather than emojis to express himself through messages. Don't question his loyalty. Lastly, he's such a kind-hearted young man willing to drop everything for a friend. He abides by the motto "Friends over family"
by asonjayz July 9, 2019
Get the Jason-John Tapamug. Not the film, Friday the 13th Part 8, but a cult underground rock band from Melbourne Australia. Heavily influenced by 80's pop culture and musical acts of the time. Features probably the best drummer today and is a totally tight, tuneful, punkish synth tinged band. Brilliance.
"Hey dude...what ya doing tonight?"
"What? I'm going to see Jason Takes Manhattan! What else would I be doing?
"What? I'm going to see Jason Takes Manhattan! What else would I be doing?
by HappyGilmore September 17, 2006
Get the Jason Takes Manhattanmug. by Carlos Newson a.k.a. Celow June 28, 2003
Get the Freaky Jasonmug. by god balls March 21, 2003
Get the rapes in a jason maskmug.