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Jason Jackson Johnson

The chadliest of men, often with a very large penis. This man, the king of bread. His ass is so phat, he can destroy worlds with it. Women fawn over him. Men want to be him. When you see that iconic chadly smile you will you lose your shit. His ass is so great , he can hold guns with his glorious cheeks. Trained by Chuck motherfucking Norris, and Bruce Lee, he eats planets, like its bread. A superior being that wields the mighty num-chuk lightsaber.
"Hey keisha, Its I JASON JACKSON JOHNSON"

"OMG HE'S SO HOT" - Real Jason Jackson Johnson fangirls
by Genghis Kahn January 10, 2021
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Jason Deane Cross

Jason Deane Cross is a legend with a massive penis who attracts so much pussy he is drowning in the juice. He is a super straight man who only likes sexy females.
He is such a Jason Deane Cross
by Hammerheadcross March 23, 2021
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Throw Jason day

A day where you throw Jason
I just threw Jason on throw Jason day today.
by yuyuiuy February 14, 2022
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Jason-John Tapa

A bad ass bitch. Tends to use the acronyms "lmao" & "lol" alot. Likes to use ":)" & ":(" rather than emojis to express himself through messages. Don't question his loyalty. Lastly, he's such a kind-hearted young man willing to drop everything for a friend. He abides by the motto "Friends over family"
Jason-John Tapa loves all.
by asonjayz July 9, 2019
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Jason Takes Manhattan

Not the film, Friday the 13th Part 8, but a cult underground rock band from Melbourne Australia. Heavily influenced by 80's pop culture and musical acts of the time. Features probably the best drummer today and is a totally tight, tuneful, punkish synth tinged band. Brilliance.
"Hey dude...what ya doing tonight?"

"What? I'm going to see Jason Takes Manhattan! What else would I be doing?
by HappyGilmore September 17, 2006
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Freaky Jason

a gurl freak; broad down to do anything
Whats up wit them jasons from the hood
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rapes in a jason mask

what any young man would want there job to be after they find out life is a joke
by god balls March 21, 2003
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