After a night of sex, if your partner is asleep in the morning with there mouth open, you bend over their head and take a giant shit in their mouth. They will then choke on it not expecting it and voila a german sunrise surprise.
by Mr horrible nasty guy May 6, 2010
Get the German sunrise surprisemug. When Josh stuck his penis is Ashley's but, and pulled out she pooped all over the bed, and Josh said, "I cannot believe you just did the weird german.
by Ashuhlee Fail & Wolfman February 28, 2009
Get the Weird Germanmug. When you get cookie mix, brownie mix, cake mix etc. and put it up somebody's butt and have anal sex.
Hey, if you say that one more time I will make you a German Baking Tray!
Hey, wanna make brownies? You can be the German Baking Tray.
Hey, wanna make brownies? You can be the German Baking Tray.
by Regundo June 5, 2007
Get the german baking traymug. the german fudge slam is performed by the female shitting on the males dick while getting it in the ass. After he has a shitt covered dick that looks like a fudge sickle the female simply sucks all of the shitt off of the throbbing cock.
while brandon was getting it in the ass he turned things around and gave cody a sweet suprise with the German fudge slam.
by ilikelittleboys August 10, 2007
Get the German fudge slam.mug. Similar to a mushroom stamp, it's the act of smacking someone so hard with the head of your penis, that it leaves a red mark in the shape of a German helmet.
by Tubzilla January 20, 2009
Get the German Helmet Printmug. The German Diving Helmet is a sexual position in which one person inserts his/her head into a female’s vagina.
Gerald: Why does your head smell like fish?
Phil: Tonya let me do a German Diving Helmet last night. What a freak!
Phil: Tonya let me do a German Diving Helmet last night. What a freak!
by Turnipgenocide June 15, 2018
Get the German Diving Helmetmug. The act of defecating in a woman's vagina, usually done with solid, firmer stool as to provide ample pressure to assure penetration.
This bitch was so nasty, not only did she want a hot lunch last night, but she wanted a German Black Forest too, so I gave her one. Luckily, I drank milk all week and was constipated before hand.
by LL Cool Ryan November 21, 2006
Get the German Black Forestmug.