yo momma's got a bearded triangle
by georgie and amy October 27, 2008
John was a mucky bastard. When he took his PC to be repaired the technician had to remove the vent beard to open the case.
by Chris Rowson February 25, 2008
When a Male shaves all his pubes, except the hairs on the ball sack, giving the subtle appearance of a wrinkly old wizard with a long beard.
Friend 1: when you manscape, do you shave your balls too?
Friend 2: of course dude.
Friend 1: I never have, I'm too worried I'll cut myself.
Friend 2: This bitch got a wizards beard!
Friend 2: of course dude.
Friend 1: I never have, I'm too worried I'll cut myself.
Friend 2: This bitch got a wizards beard!
by HG2016 September 27, 2019
A date a homosexual person takes to a (work, family) holiday party (eg work xmas party) to disguise the fact of their homosexuality.
May not be their regular Beard due to the overbooking experienced during the holiday season.
May not be their regular Beard due to the overbooking experienced during the holiday season.
"Hey dude, who's that chick your brother's with? I thought he was gay?"
"Oh, he hasn't come out to our parents yet, so that's just his Holiday Beard."
"Oh, he hasn't come out to our parents yet, so that's just his Holiday Beard."
by NiftyDude December 18, 2008
Jack: Did you hear about Max?
Alex: No, what happened?
Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!
Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...
Alex: No, what happened?
Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!
Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...
by BeachBoi July 13, 2010
by Ash-Ree May 01, 2007