After he bought & completely smoked himself that ounce of dope.. his alter ego, Racist Dave.. appeared & called out all the bigots
by Chesapeake Sean June 3, 2024

The act of inviting a woman out for a drink, paying for the couple of drinks that she drank. And then asking the next day for her to Venmo you for the two drinks that you paid for.
Please don’t tell me that after the fact you’re going to text your date from the night before and ask for her share of the bill. You can’t possibly be doing the Dave
by the man who gets the bat August 3, 2021

by Tj boi dillic July 25, 2018

Everyone wants to know Dave. Dave is an adventurer who walks the world. Dave has the biggest heart; bigger than a hippo. People want to be Dave's friend so bad that they created a week to celebrate. #DaveWeek
Dave is family.
Dave is family.
Hey man. You got to go to #daveweek? I saw you on the Megatron at the Jazz game!
I'll be Saving with my buds at the bowling alley! See you there!
I'll be Saving with my buds at the bowling alley! See you there!
by hjones3001 December 22, 2021

by devo.jay July 11, 2022

by chalamqts December 21, 2021

The act of putting your penis through the back of your legs and masturbating while sticking your thumb in your ass
by JakkaDoubleT October 28, 2022
