shagging yourself silly

Another way of saying "pissing on your own chips", "making things harder for yourself", or "shooting yourself in the foot". If you've shagged yourself silly, you've really messed things up for yourself and created a total disaster which could have been avoided had you stopped to think. This phrase takes a nod to the act of inbreeding.

Dear Tory Twat, you're absolutely shagging yourself silly by planning to build over 7000 houses on a floodplain.

by Ilson Jackie September 6, 2025

Go Trump Yourself

You know what you did when you're told this. It means they scolded your goddamn guts for acting like a trashy trump supporter. Never do anything as stupid as the POTUS does and you'll never be told this.

Gary: I had the best weekend with my friends, even if they're trump supporters.
Ken: If you're friends with f***ers like that you should just go trump yourself.

by xandroe August 23, 2017

Grill Yourself

another way to say kill yourself without getting banned

"GRILL YOURSELF
wtf man thats rude

by LuciaMinako September 25, 2023

pattern yourself

To sort your self out

Oi stop being so rude and pattern yourself

by anonymous February 17, 2022

go have fun with yourself

go fuck yourself (minced oath)

You ate all the cake and you want me to make more? Go have fun with yourself.

by pocketer June 17, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

oof yourself

Kill yourself.

Jessica: oof yourself!
Neil: Bro.. Harsh dude

by Kitty122706 February 20, 2024