Cock

A thing only men have

"Yo Jimmy nice cock bro!"

"Thanks Timmy!"

by RaZeGg October 28, 2020

The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?

"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"

by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017

Cock gobbler

Someone who partakes in the activity of gobbling cocks.

God, Samantha is such a cock gobbler.

by Jesus Harold Christ September 5, 2019

Cock-Conduit

Exact opposite of a cock blocker. A friend, family member, or acquaintance of a female who facilitates/ makes it easier for a guy to get laid via verbal communication(s) or some other action(s) toward said female that are in the guy's favor.

Eric: I met this really hot girl at the bar last night.
Seth: Nice!
Eric: This girl she was with was cutting me off any time I tried to talk to her and tried to stop her from dancing with me.
Seth: What a cock blocker.
Eric: Yeah, but her other friend was totally different. This friend actually told her I was good looking, how I had a nice body; and since I was wearing sandals, she even commented on how long my toes were.

Seth: Wow, that's a cock-conduit right there!

by Jerseyduck25 July 27, 2021

Metal cock

A metal cock that is metal

bro that do has a metal cock

by narutobro December 8, 2021

Bobby cock

Piece of dip shit who can't seem to grow out of his tiny wiener. He is the size of a munchkin from the wizard of oz and has no friends, except his fake hoes on his crusty dusty musty xbox

"Look, there goes Bobby cock!"

by ChronicYouthbitch97 December 24, 2022

Bubble Cocking

filling your cock with air until it looks like a bubble
Usually done for pleasure.
you can risk exploding you cock

yo you wanna go bubble cocking wit me this afternoon

by green pineapple 6969 May 30, 2025