Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?
Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.
Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.
by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

by ummmidkmaybenot December 9, 2023

John: Emma will you go out with me?
Emma: ummm.....
John: it’s national ask your crush out day!
Emma: oh ok, then yes!
Emma: ummm.....
John: it’s national ask your crush out day!
Emma: oh ok, then yes!
by Bisexual lesbian March 7, 2021

Show me your boobs day is on April 29th
Go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!
Go up to a girl and tell em its national show me your boobs day!
by Kid King Kobra April 29, 2022

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by Leif Borge October 26, 2019

Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
by Probably a doctor September 10, 2021
