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Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.
Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”
by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021
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Maddy Cock

Maddy cock is not a good person. they will kill ur entire family and steal them to torture them. they r obsessed with sleeping, and may sleep for over 19 hours. don’t expect for him to have the math homework, because he never will!! he will copy off all ur homework. they have an obsession with drawing detailed penises. they also complain ab being tired 24/7. when being friends with a Maddy Cock, make sure that you always have a source of coffee with you, or they’ll hunt you down. Almost all of them have some type of piss kink. when approaching a Maddy Cock, do not bring up anything about it’s time for coffee or you’ll regret it. Overall, they are ok people i mean they aren’t really the best.
Ex. “Oh my god, Maddy Cock slept for another 19 hours!” “That Maddy Cock for ya🤣🤣🤣”
by karrot November 22, 2021
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full of cock and balls

get a mug full of cock and balls for ur grandmother lizzie
by abooshky November 21, 2021
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Cock

A cock is a generally wild beast of an animal of which boasts when excited. If a Cock ever witnesses an exciting event, such as seeing a wet pussy, it will become happy and satisfied for the day.
by VGLNTE November 21, 2021
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Cock conkers

Playing the traditional game of conkers but with your cocks.
Mark swung his massive Cock conker onto Paul's much smaller one! Hence cock conkers.
by Goldie 78 November 2, 2021
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Cock locking

The act of locking a cock in a cage and torturing it.
She's a freak, she said she was into cock locking!
by 8008580085 November 3, 2021
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cock a wewe

The girl had a cock a wewe at the game
by Wittle don’t November 5, 2021
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