A het-hot

A hot person by heteronormative standards.
Ie a woman with long natural hair, wearing a topshop dress & heels.

This term is often used by queer people to humorously comment on a heteronormative standard of beauty
to which they don't subscribe and are not included within.

I wouldn't choose to date a het-hot.
Love Island is just a zoo of het-hots.

by Queerovia November 2, 2022

Hot Dick Coward

A game played by at least two people where you stick your dick in a toaster, turn it on and time how long each person can bear it.

Person 1: I heard Tom went to the hospital because he played Hot Dick Coward last night.
Person 2: What a dumbass.

by Parsil March 22, 2020

Hot Pocket

Having sexual intercourse with small rodents such as rats, hamsters or chihuahua's.

Would you like a Hot Pocket before bed?

by MeatWhackerSmacker March 7, 2025

Hot Pot Central

Much like a Dutch oven, this fart ritual is performed with your Asian significant other after having Asian food.
Preferably done after consuming a rich meal which included cabbage, and bok choy.

Man, Tony gave me a Hot Pot Central last night!!
We were laying in bed and he just let one rip, and then covered my head with the blanket!!
It was so bad that my lucky bamboo wilted, Confucius wrote about it in The Analects.

by Satansfx December 11, 2022

Lava Hot

When you experience something that wows your pants off

Also: Lit, Dope, Super cool

I was listening to a Pinny Schachter song and it was Lava Hot

by Sony P April 19, 2022

Hot tub

A magical place of extreme euphoria, where Chris is not allowed to go.

Chris tried to use the hot tub with out asking Jake and when he entered the hot tub, he vanished instantly.

by Hot tub owner April 4, 2024

Honduran Hot Pocket

The act of inserting your testicles into a vagina and then putting them in her mouth while she does the hasaphahaphasala like it's hot as fuck burning her mouth.

She was hungry so I took her out for a Honduran Hot Pocket

by MillerIsTheName September 13, 2023