Chapped Snapper Face

When a person's face is red and raw from eating a woman's pussy for a long time. Especially if she hasn't shaved in a few days.

I tore my girls pussy up for hours last night. She had stubble from not shaving that thing for a week so I got chapped snapper face. Got any lotion?

by Vettech12 October 18, 2017

Face Flurry

Giving a girl a facial and then proceeding to shake your unwashed hair over her. Dandruff sticks to the sperm covered areas as a result

"Jess is so freaky! She let me give her a face flurry so good it looked like she's been living in a snow globe"

"I gave my girl a face flurry so thick the superintendent had to close school for it!!

by AtYaGirlsPlace September 21, 2020

slouch face

Jack Chapek's face.

Damn! Lool at Jack's face what the fuck?!?!?

Yeah he's got a slouch face and looks like a stroke victim.

by Jackmetal666 January 30, 2018

elliott-faced

when you get so drunk you do hood rat shit and sleep on a log

I drank so much that i was ELLIOTT-FACED and slept on a log.

by totslog September 20, 2013

Pie face

A person with discoloration to the skin making them ugly.

You have a pie face.

by Pinkforshort May 5, 2019

resting bartender face

cora.

“cora you need to smile more you have resting bartender face”

by nonbiny January 10, 2022

Pickle Shit Faced

When you wake up from a night of drinking in a pickle and your still plastered so you drink your responsibilities away

Guy 1: dude I work in 2 hours and I’m still hammered
Guy 2: who cares let’s get pickle shit faced

by Toolbox123 December 7, 2017