by Gungle Tanner June 14, 2018
Get the Reminiscing Cockmug. it is nice
by caitocuteypie November 7, 2021
Get the cock and balls torturemug. by anonymous March 1, 2023
Get the Cockingmug. When an employee of BK is working in the kitchen making sandwhiches, and has to goto the bathroom; and they do not wash their hands before touching their penis to pull it out of their pants and handles it while peeing.
while working at BK in the kitchen, health department allows us bare hand contact while assembling sandwhiches. Your hands smell like whoppers after making multitues of sandwhiches from the meat, and touching lettuce, tomatoes, pickels, and raw onions constantly. If you don't wash your hands before handling you penis, the smell and greese is now transfered to your pennis. Hense your penis now smells like a whopper! And probbly taste like one too!
Now you have a "Whopper Cock"
Ill, I know... just some of the things you think of while working at the king.
belive me I wash my hands like a thousand times a day, no joke!
Now you have a "Whopper Cock"
Ill, I know... just some of the things you think of while working at the king.
belive me I wash my hands like a thousand times a day, no joke!
by Drewnin November 12, 2010
Get the whopper cockmug. Also known as "The Mortar", the Israeli Cock Rocket is a form of jacking off in which the subject nuts in a vertical uncoordinated fashion. To perform the Israeli Cock Rocket, the masturbator must be lying supine. Shortly before cumming (IE: while edging) the masturbator primes their dick with a crescendo of strokes which results in built up pressure. This increased pressure ensures the cum does not gently flow out of the dick like some pussy volcano but rather it shoots out in a chaotic unorganized fashion and most importantly gets some altitude. While cumming the masturbator must relax all other muscles in the body and work alongside their cock to ensure they and their member are on the same team. If performed properly, the load will be shot high enough to gain altitude and end up somewhere that may surprise you. Some very common places for the cum-load to end up include keyboards, phones, your face, your mother's picture, your family dog, the Pentagon and if you really know how to charge your load, maybe even a Palestinian village!
Counselor: So what brings you in today?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
Johnny: Mom caught me doing the Israeli Cock Rocket
Counselor: I see, so you support genocide of sperm cells?
Johnny: What?!! NOOOOOOO
Counselor: I'm afraid the only way I can help you is CBT
Johnny: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?
Counselor: What's that?
by keemstar the memestar June 7, 2024
Get the Israeli Cock Rocketmug. 
When they shoot a nugget sized load into your open mouth and then you chase it with some sweet and sour sauce from mickey dees
"Kev took me to mcdonalds, snuck me into the bathroom, and gave me a cock nugget"
"Gurllll hes a keeper"
"Gurllll hes a keeper"
by DaBoyLeftNut aka 2secondMan June 10, 2022
Get the Cock nuggetmug.