National Monk ur friend kylee includes throwing their books, stomping on their feet, and then screaming “GET MONKED HAHAHAHA” In their face, all while doing the gangnam style.
by CANIJUSTPUTMONKASMYUSER December 15, 2023
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National Fake Friend Day

National Fake Friend Day is celebrated on May 26th . On this day post your “fakest” friends, and drop anyone you feel like you can’t trust .
Tomorrow is National Fake Friend Day, i’m posting *****”
by cartiismysavior May 23, 2023
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National Slap ass Friday

Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist
"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
by sleepy joebiden August 06, 2021
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national slam piece day

On August 15, bring the slut you’re fucking to your place of employment.
Are you bringing that bitch Cami to work on national slam piece day?
by HorseMeatCam August 15, 2024
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National Angelo Day

This day is on April 24th and it is the day of appreciation for all the Angelo’s of the World!
Did you hear its National Angelo Day?”
by Heart zzz April 24, 2023
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National Kassidy Day

On June 5th of every year, a heartfelt celebration is held for the most amazing and beautiful woman to ever exist. This day is all about recognizing her gentle heart, contagious laugh, and the quiet strength that makes everything feel a little more possible. She's intelligent, compassionate, radiantly thoughtful, and impossibly funny. She's got a spark that draws people in, and a softness that makes them stay.
Oh my goodness, Happy National Kassidy Day!
by Bdizzleee June 05, 2025
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National Bully Ebby Day

October 26th is National Bully Ebby Day, a content creator on Instagram. He's a silly little bean and everyone must flood is DMs telling him he is, indeed, a silly bean.
Mega: Aye yo, it's October 26th! National Bully Ebby Day!
Cleo: Time to send the silly bean his DM!
Ebby: Guys please don't-
by xIndiArtsx October 13, 2022
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