Lucas's Cock

Something so incredibly small that it gets rejected by Midgets (I've seen it happen). Seen to be around 0.000000000001in and is just a disgrace to the male sex

"What the FUCK! Your cock (Lucas's Cock) is SOOOO small!" -some person

by LucasIsDumbhehehehehehe April 17, 2022

Cock

Another word for penis

That cock is so huge, I don't think I could make it fit

by Stupidmodels April 10, 2023

cock starter

Pronounced “Cock Startah” One who either gets cocks sprung, or gets someone acting like dick, by acting like a dick.

That ked’s a real cock starter, got everyone in the bar throwing hands.

by Jerkphone December 15, 2020

hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents

penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock

by Biggins546 October 4, 2016

Metal cock

A metal cock that is metal

bro that do has a metal cock

by narutobro December 8, 2021

Hippo cock

A hippo with a cock the size of the moon

Wow look at that hippo cock

by Big daddy toe 69 January 5, 2019

Fat-Cock Genocide

Seriously. Get over it you piece of shit. You didn't have anything to say when it was 'Kill all men' I say 'Kill some of the men' and now we have the double standard where you refuse to accept that I wasn't being serious and ignore entirely the fact that you don't actually give a shit that I said it.

Hym "You don't give a fuck about fat-cock genocide. You know what? I was going to do off on a tangent but no. I'll break it up into parts and come back to it later. You're shit."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024