Schrödinger's Gay Man

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.

Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."

by Onesquawkyboi July 13, 2023

gay

louis tomlinson

louis tomlinson is gay

by copyofanenby March 1, 2021

gay

u

u are gay my g

by notthatgay February 24, 2022

Gay

A male who likes males

That man is kissing a dude. That is gay.

by AStupidMonkey October 21, 2023

gay

gay is when 2 men like each other instead of a man liking a woman (thats being straight)

John: I love you Derek!

Derek: I'm flattered, but i'm not gay.. Sorry

by ching chong was already taken January 14, 2020

Kamishiro Gay

The peak of gayness. The most stereotypical of stereotypes about gay men.

"I'm gay, but at least I'm not Kamishiro Gay."

by ceto January 13, 2024

That’s so gay

Something straight white people say

“Ugh that’s literally so gay”

“Well that’s gay”

“That’s so gay”

by BBLDrakesdad April 9, 2022