6am hot dog

Having a hot dog at 6am, no matter if you hired someone to shove it in your face or you eat it.

Person A, shoving a hot dog in Person B's face: "Heyyy, wakey wakey, it's time to get up, heyy look at the time."
Person B, waking up: "W-What the fuck? Who are you?!"
Person A, no longer shoving the hot dog in: "I'm the guy you hired to wake you up with a 6am hot dog. Because the best way to wake up is with a weiner in your face."
Person B: "Oh, right!"
Person A continues to shove the hot dog.

by bettercallschroeder January 14, 2024

De-Dog

Cleaning your body and clothing of any allergens that were produced by a dog, in an effort to reduce the chance of allergic reaction.

"Be sure that you de-dog before you get into the bed! I don't want my allergies to act up tonight."

by shred wards December 24, 2018

s-dog

A sarcastic name for someone, typically Serena, meaning Shit Dog

Yo, What's up S-dog? Yo feet nasty

by kjw0410 October 12, 2021

pug the dog

To finish one's drink at the pub and go home to give the wife a shag. Used when a) one is full up with beer or b) one has run out of beer tokens.

Bloody hell man! I've run out of beer tokens. I will just have to go home and pug the dog unless you can give me a sub?

by PCPuss June 30, 2009

hotdog hotdog hot diggity dog

the lyrics to some goofy ahh mickey mouse song💀

Goofy: hotdog hotdog hot diggity dog

by allie._.slays December 29, 2022

Dogs

an animal that white people love for some reason which I will never understand....

Person 1: You love dogs?
Person 2: Nah that's wypip sh*t

by idk4920 January 19, 2023

Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.

Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!

by Wes the Human November 3, 2015