spanky love

The innate love of masturbation.

I just gotta get me some Spany Love time soon!

Spanky Love is an American pasttime.

by VeteranKnightOwl July 28, 2016

failing love

A failing love is when you have an undeniable love for your partner/crush and they drifted apart from you/you both lose the connection you had with eachother.

We have a failing love

by Baby Dracula 7z July 11, 2016

love surrogate

Getting someone to fuck your boyfriend via tinder

Your so pretty, you'd be a perfect love surrogate for for my long distance bf, Damon

by FatherJones July 9, 2016

love glub

A Brazilian tongue hump, usually involving a lot of saliva

Person A: Bro, I got with this awesome Mormon chick last night
Person B: Did you give her the love glub?
Person A: totes!

by loveglub June 18, 2016

Reverse Love Poo

The act of taking a spoon full of your lovers shit and inserting it into your rectum

"Hey baby, wanna try a reverse love poo tonight?"
"No Craig, thats fucked up."

by R3ctumAnnhilator69 June 17, 2016

Love punch

To fist the woman you love

I can't wait to love punch my dirty girl.

by Elle245 May 31, 2016

Love mitt

A vagina or something referencing to a vagina

Xander said to Tyrease "Put it right in my love mitt!"

by [e-mail] May 20, 2016