Face-planked

To fall down face first, or to fall flat on your face

I was out walking tripped and nearly face-planked it.

by Nightsky December 18, 2022

The Oueewww Face

The face you make when you're climaxing when jerking off. It's named after the shape your face makes, like if you were saying oueewww.

"Bitch ass Todd you ugly ass fuck"
"Shut up Fred you look like the oueewww face."
"Fair enough"

by tangog32 December 6, 2020

doogie face

A pissed off look with a blank stare added to it.

my dad had a doogie face when I flipped him off.

by rainkombat December 24, 2008

Face Off

Relating to the fight in the canteen in the movie Face Off, with Nic Cage going completely nuts so he's left alone by the other prisoners. So basically, it's pretending to go insane in a situation where you feel threatened, so others won't abuse or harass you.

Did you hear what happened to Josh at the skateboard park last week? Three guys tried to take his skateboard so he did a total face off, smashed his board, and headbutted one of them. Now they won't even go back to the skateboard park, the losers.

by Warrior Woman February 20, 2015

Funny Face

I looked a lot like a Vogue magazine
Perfect and smooth, they all called me a dream
Flawless and loveless, no intimacy
I only lived to be seen
Not to be touched, too clean

Chorus: Repeat 2X
Funny face, I want a funny face
Funny face, I want a funny face
Billions of dollars are spent on the face
Covering, smoothing, and changing the shape
Everyone wanted a face just like mine
Nobody wanted me
Only to look like me

I'm ungrateful but I don't care
I hear comments from everywhere
Probably nothing behind the face
The face, the face

That was the day that I jumped off the bridge
Trying to end it all, I barely lived
Doctor Lamaar said "your face is a mess"
All of the rest you can guess

I got my one request
(He got his one request)
And I am happy, yes
(And he is happy, yes)
I got my one request
(He got his funny face)
And I am happy, yes
And I am happy, happy, happy, happy, happy

Funny face, I got my funny face
Funny face, I got my funny face

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker April 15, 2021

scabby face

Usually a hard druggy. Scabby face refers to a tweaked who scratches their skin, particularly their face, which leaves scabs; hence the name scabby face. Typically done when they’re high or withdrawing. You can often find them in trap houses.

Man 1: That trap house I went to the other day had a ton of scabby faces.
Man 2: what’s a scabby face?
Man 1: a tweaker that scratches themselves when they’re high or withdrawing.

Ex 2:

Man 1: Bro you see that scabby face trippin balls across the street over there?
Man 2: yeah bro let’s get away from that.

by Streetwordbank October 21, 2023

Bludgeon Face

Louisville slugger face naturally, or someone you want to bash with a blunt object.

Bludgeon face should wear a bag over its head.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023