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Your nan a man

Worse than

"Your mum gay"
"Your dad lesbian"
"Your granny tranny"
"Your gramps a tramp"
"Your sister a mister"
"Your brother is a mother"
"Your family tree lgbt"
This word can overpower the already legendary "no u"
Frank: Your mum gay
Edward: Your dad lesbian
Frank: Your granny tranny
Edward: Your gramps a tramp
Frank: Your sister a mister
Edward: Your brother a mother
Frank: Your family tree lgbt
Edward: dont make me do it
Frank: do it pussy
Edward: Your nan a man
Frank: no u

(it is not effective)
Frank explodes, the sun explodes and earth is covered in fire
by H0w d0 1 m4ke fr1ends May 15, 2018
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single man tear

Its the perfect tear. One that was created by Jensen Ackles while filming a season of Supernatural.
A single man tear is all I'll spare
by SamWinchestersGirl January 8, 2018
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old man bar

A bar, usually musty-smelling, wooden, and named after an old Irish dude, that only men over 65 tend to frequent. Definitely not a place to see or be seen at if you are under the age of 40.
We met up at Hannigan's on Main St., but we left when we looked inside and realized it was a total old man bar.
by EmLove September 27, 2012
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man bear pig

Half man Half bear Half pig. then you get man bear pig, also know as al gore
haha i watched that movie with al gore, what a man bear pig
by SkaterBoy October 10, 2007
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black man's gravy

You know I can't eat my greens without a little black man's gravy.
by actionlad November 15, 2005
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Short Man's Syndrome

A story made up by tall guys with small dicks who have nothing else going for them than their height. The same insecure guys will come up with stories to put down men of all shapes, sizes, looks, professions, talents, and intelligence levels in an attempt to make themselves look better, and still wonder why we women won't go for them.
Jason: "How did that short man end up with that girl!! I have to bring it to her attention that her guy has short man's syndrome! Also check out that fat guy with the beautiful woman; he must have fat guy's syndrome. How about that smart guy? What a nerd! And that overly tall dude?! What a sasquatch! Don't even get me started on redhead men!"

Jennifer: "Get a life! And grow some balls so you don't need to put others down to feel better about yourself"
by Jenn86 October 14, 2011
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Typical White Man

A stereotypical caucasian male who's day goes as follows:

Wakes up, showers and shaves, goes to work in a button-down shirt and tie, returns home at five, eats dinner, watches the ball game, puts his children to bed, and "fornicates" with his wife before going to bed himself and starting another day.
This meeting probably takes place around a water-cooler.

Brian the typical white man: Hey! It's Friday want to go out tonight for happy hour after work and watch the game?

Chuck: Sure Brian, but I can't stay out too late. My wife is preparing a special meal for her book club, and I have to be there.
by i'm not maddox January 3, 2008
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