sex dreds

The knots you get in the back of your hair (often called "the kitchens") from being pounded against a flat, non-satiny surface while in the prone position during epic and lengthy missionary-style fucking.

Damn, that Mormon boy I dragged in after he rang my doorbell? I thought he'd be a two-minute man, but no--sex dreds!

by thatmisscarly December 9, 2012

sex-e-bration

Celebrating with coitus.

sex-i-bray-tion

"LET THE SEX-E-BRATION BEGIN!"

by lemunsy2k August 7, 2013

Garage sex

Radom promiscuity in dwellings that are not your own.

"Hey Thalia, lets go have some garage sex!"

by UM. September 5, 2013

Sex parrot

Parrots mock your words. and are annoying. A sex parrot is a single person/persons that have terrible sex with the same person over and over. Irritating the other partner in the intercore.

"I hate this douchebag he keps wanting to fuck me."

"what a sex parrot"

by NOT Cameron ;) May 2, 2012

Sex Cleaning

The act of cleaning one's bachelor pad in preparation for having a girl over for coitus.

His apartment needed a good sex cleaning because Emily was coming over.

by typesend December 30, 2011

Sex Vulture

Someone who preys on broken down/ended relationships in the hope of getting with people.

"Did you hear Norris and Margaret broke up?"
"yeah, phwoar, Margaret"
"You sex vulture, you."

by pseudophobic January 15, 2012

Gypsie Sex Face

Its the face the guitarist from Cable Stealing Gypsies makes when he's playing a solo. It looks like he's having sex with his guitar

Tasha "it looks like the dude with the red guitar is about to orgasm?"

Abby "oh, that's just the gypsie sex face"

Tasha "its magical. It really takes me to another place. Maybe a rock 'n roll orgy at Keith Richards house or something"

by tamepanda November 22, 2011