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Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.
Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Neutral Sex

When A Gay Male/Female Has Sex With A Straight Male/Female.
My Gay Brother And My Gf Just Had Neutral Sex.
by TransStr8 September 6, 2021
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Sex memes

The most basic and shittest form of memes that people would usually post on sites like reddit, tumblr, or porn websites that would usually end up unfunny 90 percent of the time. Typically by horny people who wished to be laid trying their very hard take at being funny by using sex topics to fill their desires, sometimes with incest, hentai, or groomer bait slapped on it.

Some would usually contain gifs from existing pornography movies, the other genre "fucked up porn memes" where it mainly just contains language meant to be offensive to the reader or just outright cuckoldry or misogyny slapped on it.

Usually the "sex memes" would probably contain this type of text formula:

Me when I go to (Insert place) and fuck (Insert some close partner/relative/friend) while she/he was (Insert everyday thing) and then (Insert sex act).
Example for average sex memes:

"Me when I go to Walmart and sex my girlfriend while she was scrolling around and then ask to go to dress rooms and said yes and then cum over and look at me:"

*NICECOCK.PNG*

Or neither just an overused Yomamma joke took a step further
by Kilroy wasn't here December 18, 2023
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sex

The act of inserting a male's penis inside a woman's pussy;vagina;boobs;asshole
Carter: "Ayy, bro, I just had sex with Fina."
Brandon: " Bro, did you insert your dick in that pussy?"
Carter:"Yeah bro, you should have heard her moan."
Brandon: "Show me a picture of her boobs so we could have a threesome.
by Sexy_gorl_pussy August 8, 2022
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Sex Luthor

When fat man dresses in a pig costume runs until covered in a thick lubrication of sweat and then plays fortnite until sent to Arkham Asylum or the nearest mental institution
I saw Lex guy get a Sex Luthor. Bet that shit was interesting.
by Cameron pate June 28, 2022
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sex karidebi toro

honorofic utilised to manage unruly friends
using this brings instant terror and calmness in listener's mind
A friend speaks a lot about his academic achievments
speaker: sex karidebi toro, maghia
listener: (silenced)
by nobin_potnike March 25, 2023
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Sex

Jag har sex bananer. Translation
I have six bananas.
by Stupidguy420 69 May 29, 2017
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