Pinch and Pull

When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.

The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.

If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.

woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.

by Smokestacks May 16, 2018

pulling an alistair

physically eating the mouth of the girl you are frenching with

girl #1: how was making out with jim the other night?
girl #2: ugh, he was totally pulling an alistair on me the entire time! it was gross.
girl #3: what a loser.

by bella danger January 4, 2009

pulling you by a string

When a person is "pulling you on a string" it's kinda like they are playing hard to get,or they are mysterious in a way.

Guy 1: The girl I like is teasing me but when I try to make a move she backs away.
Guy 2: That sucks Dude.Do you think she's still going to open up later?
Guy 1:Idk, but I hope she does. I don't like all crap.
Guy 2: she's just pulling you by a string.

by Allycat44 January 19, 2018

Pull a Prometheus

When in videogames (or in rare cases even in real life) you try to dodge a skillshot by running away in a straight line, directly referencing the scene in the movie Prometheus.

"Unfortunately, as the tree was falling, he started to run in the direction of the falling tree and wasn't fast enough"
"He really did pull a Prometheus"

by Webbyhx April 7, 2024

Pulling a Wesley

Used to describe somebody who is horribly RACIST, and has been for generations in his family. They activly wish for and participate in the buying and selling of minorities, all while trying to hide their racist side from the public. This doesent always work as their true beliefs often break through in large outbursts when coming into contact with a minority for any extended period of time.

"I've seen how Throbberts looks at him, he must be pulling a Wesley"

by Friendly-Fella May 1, 2024

Pull

To pull someone means to seduce or manipulate someone.

person 1: bob just pulled the hottest chick in the school.

person 2: no way!

by kisart June 26, 2023

pulling an Aaron

When you rage quit but you say that it crashed

are you pulling an Aaron

by FISHCUM October 27, 2022