Dirty Simp

When one simp gains attentions and manages to get too many girls to handle.

Yo that guy became a Dirty Simp.

by SticcLord May 29, 2020

Dirty Limpert

The act of putting Vaseline on your car battery posts then sitting on them using your hairy asshole to clean the posts!

I walked into my friends garage and he was doing the Dirty Limpert. Not something I wanted to see but damn those post were clean!

by Fitterstuff May 19, 2022

Dirty Leni

After you finished having the SEX with your partner, you creepily stare at your partner and try to intimidate them.

Bro1: My girl stared at me creepy after fucking.
Bro2: Damn man you got your self a "Dirty Leni"

by AndyLetsPlay February 19, 2023

dirty pimlett

The act of sniffing cocaine off a pub toilet seat after it has just been used, followed by masturbation.

“Oh look Jack is having a wank in the cubical, he must of just done a dirty pimlett”

by Fanny Tickler July 5, 2020

Dirty Sãnchèz

Applying plastic wrap to ones face and letting they're sexual partner defecate on they're face in order to receive sexual gratification for the recipient. Gotta be a mexican thing... Also see Hot plate.

During sex, my boyfriend gave me a dirty Sãnchèz, it was excellent

by HermanSS March 1, 2019

Dirty Molly

When you run out of Nutella so you shit into a jar, add some sugar & whip it up to get the consistency of Nutella.

Girl: Dude I ran out of Nutella lastnight so I took a shit into a jar and made some Dirty Molly for my toast.

by skrrt03 October 8, 2022

Dirty Dalmation

The act of having sexual interactions with a black female until climax. When climax is achieved you pull out and spread your white seed all over her until her body resembles that of a Dalmation.

Person 1 "Man i heard that Dan gave Shaniqua a Dirty Dalmation last night!"
Person 2 "Ew."

by lamborfuckingghinibitch August 19, 2018