Masturbating into your girl’s contact lens case and then having her put the contacts in in the morning.
Baby, when can we finish optometrist love?
We have to wait until the contacts have enough time to brine.
We have to wait until the contacts have enough time to brine.
by Budew Hater October 12, 2018
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Girl: Hey, watch this!
*shoves friend into random kid*
Girl: SHOVE FOR LOVE!
*runs away laughing hysterically.*
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Girl: SHOVE FOR LOVE!
*runs away laughing hysterically.*
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