miliband face

have you ever had a friend say something about a "CalArts bean face"? like, that trope where every cartoon character's face looks like a bean? this is the real life equivalent. this is the proper definition. if you go to google images or whatever the fuck and type in "ed miliband smile", you'll see a bunch of pictures of Ed Miliband doing this god-awful smile that looks exactly the same as these "bean faces".

"look at this dude, LMAO LOOK AT HIS FUCKING MILIBAND FACE"

by an_alias January 10, 2021

a mask of my own face

hed wear that

neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that

by human i think February 3, 2023

Rock Face

That face you make when you're feeling real tough, or at least trying to appear that way to intimidate people (esp. to intimidate white people).

Jacobian went rock faced when this guy said he cold drink more than Jacobian.

by TrueAfrican August 29, 2014

soft faced boy

When I guy is attractive but could be a little or secretly gay

When your friend shows you his insta:
“Ohh he’s cute, but he’s a bit of a soft faced boy”

by Asssshhhh July 28, 2023

lube face

When a lubed condom pops and hits your face.

We where in the bathroom and the condom popped, I got complete lube face.

by shackRam829 October 14, 2016

face rape

when someone says hurtful mean things that they should only ever say behind your back to your face

'so howcome you and ashlie arent talking to each other'

'i dont wanna talk about it'

'tell me'

'well i was just being nice and she came out of nowhere

with this massive face rape'

by ihavahat March 31, 2010

Fuck Face

Fuckable face.

jessica: " omg ur so funny."

kevien: " shut the fuck up Fuck face."

by Alexandra3 June 26, 2022