Frozen hot dog spill
A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.
A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.
"I finally got him back to my place and things were heating up, but then he fumbled with the condom, knocked over my lube, and apologized twice. Total frozen hot dog spill.”
by B0bbyKnuckl3s August 1, 2025
Get the Frozen Hot Dog Spillmug. To jump in with a bunch of dogs that are fucking and thinking to yourself "I should clap a dog, I must" so you shove your dick in the BIG ONE and go to town.
by OPGAMER637589 March 11, 2020
Get the Dog orgymug. A clever way to say weed. Snoop is the weed dude. Saying "Snoop Dog Cigarette" is less likely to get you flagged on social media apps where the word "weed" is frowned upon.
by DobbaPhoenix September 7, 2022
Get the Snoop Dog Cigarettemug. by brizotv January 22, 2022
Get the dead dogmug. by Operation kwas February 12, 2024
Get the Black dog foodmug. Dogs are the most loyal creatures in the world and they always have your back when you need a shoulder to cry on. They do talk but only to those who know how to listen. They should be respected and treated well because they are such a great thing to have on this earth and u should be thankful. Do NOT take them for granted and be honesy to them as they won't tell anyone because they can't talk lol.
My dogs are the best companions on thus Earth. My dog is now my husband because I am falling in love with him <3
by DogLoverMe March 1, 2019
Get the Dogmug. 